comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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I had no idea you were such a good listener.

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Robert Downey Jr @ SDCC 2014

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okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

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lizinprogress:

Chris on being in the harness for Glee’s “Old Dog, New Tricks”

I really kind of love how proud of himself he is. He otherwise really does not seem to be the bragging type, so clearly this means something to him. I love it.

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killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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